Total Medals Earned: 1,099 (From 180 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,235 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (110/140 points)
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
That's an easy way out.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 8/18 (75/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/500 points)
Stopped Laying Around
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/195 points)
Fully Clear one ruin
Gather over 500 Credibility points
Cut 20 plants
Buy all 3 training upgrades
Fully Clear all four ruins
Find and Catalogue over 500 Finds
Don't buy any upgrades and clear 2 ruins
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/355 points)
Destroy 5 enemies
Collect 100 coins in all time
Collect 25 coins in one play
Collect 100 coins in one play
Destroy 25 enemies
Collect 1000 coins in all time
Collect all 6 artifacts
Destroy the final boss
Purchase every upgrade
Earn every other Medal
Medals Earned: 9/13 (240/460 points)
Kill bird at least once
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Reach Springfield
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Complete the Game!
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Kill everyone in springfield
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Complete the game 3 times in one session!